|photo by Justin Mina|
And wow, what a wonderful wedding it was. The best thing I did was get the wedding planner. She did a great job. It really does save you money (and your piece of mind.) firstname.lastname@example.org
|photos by Justin Mina|
At the store I grab the first dress I see and run into the dressing room and my husband becomes Mr. Joey, my personal shopper. He starts throwing dresses at me 2 at a time. And, by the way, he has great taste. I think he got that from his uncle Quentin and Aunt Russ. I quickly model them for his approval. He was like a mad man and I have never seen him like this. It was awesome now that I think about it. He didn’t even look at the prices. Then he found it. A beautiful blue dress that fit. He said I looked hot but I thought he was just trying to make me stop feeling like a loser. He then took me to the jewelry department and bought me a new necklace for this dress. What a guy.
That night for dinner I had a light broth and carrot sticks. Yummy!
The next morning I felt a little better and a little lighter. Could it be? Joe was in the shower so I reached in the closet and pulled out the first dress. I know I must be a masochist. I didn’t even reach for the super Spanks. And guess what? It fit. It was water bloating. So now I have 2 dresses, but I wore the blue dress because Mr. Joey bought it for me.
When I arrive at the wedding my sister Cindy said Is that a Ralph Lauren dress? Wow! You look so good. I said I don’t know what designer it was and tell her the story of the 2 dresses. Today I looked at the label and Mr. Joey had no idea but he just bought me a Ralph Laruen designer dress. I think I will let him be surprised when the bill comes. Thank God we only have one kid and 2 dresses.